Schizophrenic Conversations

May 23

nicolaswindingrefn:

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

#whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice

Human pocket

May 23

hhhanner:

i feel like i’m being ambushed.

Do you?

May 23

assbanditkirk:

hhhanner:

portal got too hard for me so i just watched a walkthrough

now i’m watching a portal 2 walkthrough

i am cool ok

portal yes, this is something my fiancée can get behind

Did someone say Portal

May 23

assbanditkirk:

soooo, I don’t get to watch Hannibal tonight because King 5 news is still broadcasting about a bridge that collapsed hours ago like all five other local news channels are and i should care but y’know

hannibal

May 23

archangeltyrael said: that is happening to me RIGHT NOW aosdlkjsdfa

IT IS DRIVING ME MAD

I might even do more in this AU if people like it but

GAH

LUTECES

May 23

Have you ever been so enamoured with the concept of a fanfic you were writing that you had trouble writing it because you just wanted it to be done so you could preen over it?

I just hope everyone else likes it as much. XD’

May 23
May 23

help I just came up with a really really messed up AU and now I have to write it

I can’t not write it

and it is the polar opposite of fluff

May 21

feelingstrangelyalive:

you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…

then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…

the hannibal fandom

May 21

glaceleau:

costumecommunityservice:

shoomlah:

So the problem with designing characters who become popular is that, if you’re a needy bastard like me who tracks the Lutece tags when you’re bored, you’re suddenly exposed to a ton of art of said characters in various states of undress.

I’m not one to discourage this sort of thing- no no, I have sketchbooks full of Remus/Sirius stuff from high school- but I figured I might as well give everyone a leg-up with a more detailed guide to Rosalind Lutece’s potential underthings.  I’ve seen a ton of drawings of her in corsets from a good 50 years before her time and I…  I needed to step in.

Think of this as a primer!  Not a be-all-end-all of Edwardian underthings (heck, I’m still learning this stuff), but it might teach you some new fashion terms/ideas you weren’t previously aware of!  Go forth, young padawan, and draw historically-accurate Rosalind porn to your heart’s content.

…I do not know if this counts as fanart or not since I’m the one doing it?  Whatever.  RESEARCH OR DIE MOFOS

My heart is all a-flutter.

Reblogging for ladyvincira!

HELP I want to be that person who makes all these clothes but that’s okay this is need-to-know information for the racy cosplay shoot I want to do